Shits N Giggles.

I do have a funny side(: I'm not always "oh woe is me look at me and my eating disorder."
So this page will be a bit more light hearted. Whenever I'm thinking about something funny or I'm feeling bubbly instead of blah, I'll come here(: K? K.

July 12, 2012:: 4:30PM:: Have you ever been doing something in front of the TV like reading or blogging or Facebooking. And you're all really into whatever you're doing. And then after about an hour you look up from your book or nook or computer or phone or tablet, look at the TV and think:
"...what.. the FUCK am I watching?" Its like an infomercial for penis enlargers n shit. :) haa.. justhappenedtome.

July 13, 2012:: 9:28AM:: AAAANNNNDD Just for sharts&snickers, since I did an Ana Survey on the main blog, here's another survey for ya. Haven't done these things since MySpace.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Hmmm.. maybe if I got to know him better. I'd have to see his body.. That's so bad.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? I don't have an ex.

3. Have you taken someones virginity? Yes I have. Don't do it. They fall in love with you.

4. Is trust a big issue for you? With most things, no. But if you're asking me to trust you with my deep secrets and my childhood n shit, eeehhhhhh...

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? I don't really like anyone right now.

6. What are you excited for? MY BIRTHDAY'S TOMORROWWWWW!!!!!!!

7. What happened tonight? Well it's... 9:33 AM..

8. Do you think it's disgusting when girls get really wasted?  Disgusting? No. It depends on the girl. If it's my best friend, it's hilarious. If it's some hoe, it's trashy. If it's my mom, it's sad.

9. Is confidence cute? To an extent. If you're really cocky and like "fuck yeah I'm the king" "I'll make you scream so loud, I'm so good at fuckin' bitches." That's not cute. But at the same time, if you're fishin' for compliments all "Oh, I suck" "I'm so ugly, I never get dates" "Do you really think Im hot? No way." Like, shut the fuck up. Not sexy.

10. What is the last beverage you had? Wawawawawawater(:

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? zero. I'm not a psycho feminist or anything like that, things have just happened. Over and over. By different guys. Multiple times.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Hells yes. I have no ass tho so they're all high-wasted blegh!

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? P4RTY &&&&& BULL$H!T BITCH ITS MY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAAAAAAY.


14. What did you spend money on last? Oh my gosh I don't even know.. a water at the airport? Maybe a Vogue?

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? No... fuck I don't even remember the last person I kissed.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Crossin' my fingers..
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Myself. Can't really talk to anyone else.

18. The last time you felt broken? I was with the bestfriend at a waterpark and she started making out with a really hot boy. Happens all the fucking time. All the time.

19. Have you had sex today? No /:
20. Are you starting to realize anything? Hm... maybe that there's hope?

21. Are you in a good mood? Kinda bored..

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? If I'm ABSOLUTELY 100% POSITIVE that they won't eat my face, sure (:

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Yep. Same shape too.
24. What do you want right this second? My phone charger.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? /: it'd definately suck but I'd be pretty used to it..
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? It's gettin' there.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Hell. No.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? seeing this on Tumblr: "FUCK. ASS." (: i still chuckle.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? No, not really.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? No.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? No, oh my gosh. lol I don't even really know him that well.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? I don't really have feelings for anyone.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? pffffffuuuuuck that. Diet Coke is the SEX.
34. Listening to? some one just said, "TYYYYYYYRA MAAAAAAAAAIL!!!!!!!!"

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Fuck no, pencils suck.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Nope.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? No.

38. Who did you last call? My mother.

39. Who was the last person you danced with? Oh shit um.. I don't know I dont think I've ever danced with anyone.
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? I dont even remember..
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? A barbeque for 4th of July I think..
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? No.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? No not really..
44. Do you tan in the nude? No, lol.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? No. Attention is attention.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? WAS THIS SURVEY FUCKING CREATED TO MAKE FUN OF ME BEING FOREVER ALONE?

47. Who was the last person to call you? My sister.
48. Do you sing in the shower? Yes I do(:
49. Do you dance in the car? If the song's good.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Yeah church camp like... three years ago?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Headshots for my acting class.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes. But that's what makes them nice(:
53. Is Christmas stressful? what the.. um no? That's the wierdest fucking question.
54. Ever eat a pierogi? Geshunheit.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? MMM apple. Or blackberry.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Singer or stripper.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? I like to :)
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? :) ohmygoshso... I was about to answer this question and i accidently selected everything and deleted it so i Ctrl+Z'd dat shit. and then i read the question again.. so now i have Deja-vu :D
59. Take a vitamin daily? Not right now.
60. Wear slippers? Sometimes.

61. Wear a bath robe? Not usually.

62. What do you wear to bed? panties. No, nothing else.

63. First concert? Aaron Carter feat. Nick Carter ;D

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target.

65. Nike or Adidas? Neither. Ew.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos. Unless there's beandip.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? If I'm feeling sad, Safe&Sound. If I'm not, You Belong With Me.

69. Ever take dance lessons? Yeah. Bleh. Fat girl surrounded by skinny little ballerinas.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Musician or artist. Or barista.

71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes :)

72. Ever won a spelling bee? wh... what? no. wh-... No, I have not.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? I don't remember if I have. I don't think so. Maybe at like a movie or something.


74. What is your favorite book? My Ana book(:

75. Do you study better with or without music? With. Definitely.

76. Regularly burn incense? /: Mommy doesn't like it.

77. Ever been in love? No.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? I'd love to see Greenday.

79. What was the last concert you saw? Whoever played last at Warped Tour.

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot. Def.


81. Tea or coffee? TEA.

82. Favorite type of cookie? Chocolate Chip, Gingersnaps, and Snickerdoodles.

83. Can you swim well? Yeah.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yep.

85. Are you patient? Nope.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Band.

87. Ever won a contest? Um I don't think so.


88. Ever have plastic surgery? No, but I really want pron star b00bies.

89. Which are better black or green olives? Black. Def. But they're 40 CALS A PIECE!!! EW!!

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Love matters. Marriage not so much. But I'm down witha  casual hookup. Cause I have NO SELF ESTEEM :D

91. Best room for a fireplace? Bedroom.

92. Do you want to get married? If it happens, it happens.


JUL 27 :: 4:31 PM I fucking hate it when my mom complains about my fucking mood changes. Whenever I go out with her during the day, yes, I'm bubbly and happy because I like being out with her and buying shit. But then I get home and I just want to relax and I don't really feel like being bubbly and shit cause that shit gets pretty fucking draining. I'm not bored or depressed or sad or angry I'm just CHILL. And EVERYTIME she goes ON AND ON about "Oh here it comes, Ellie Ana, here comes the attitude, you got your shopping done and now you're just gonna be a prissy bitch." Bitch, I'm not being PRISSY. I'm just chill. I'm about to be pissy if you dont shut your whore mouth and get out of my face about me "always" doing this and "always" doing that. Shut the fuck up with the predictable generalizations, K slut? thank you.